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Dad ranks Arnott’s Shapes cookies from the best to the worst

What is the BEST Shapes flavor? From pizza to crispy chicken – Dad ranks Arnott’s iconic cookies on a controversial list

  • Sydney media manager Bruno Bouchet is known for creating popular ‘lists’
  • On Monday he released a new one, this time choosing to arrange Shapes cookies
  • The sounding winner was the Nacho Cheese flavor at ‘God Tier’ level
  • And the worst in the ‘Cat Vomit’ category were the Savory and Sausage Sizzle option
  • Not everyone agrees with the controversial rating system as a whole

An Australian dad has ranked Arnott’s popular Shapes cookies from best to worst on a ‘controversial’ list – but not everyone agrees with his choices.

Media manager Bruno Bouchet, from Sydney, is known for Instagram for sharing ‘lists’ with his followers on such topics as takeaway coffee, chocolate, burgers and Hollywood movies.

And on July 20, he released his latest power rankings, testing Shapes flavors like Pizza, Cheese and Bacon, Meat Pie and Chicken Crimpy.

He released his latest power rankings on July 20, testing Shapes flavors like Pizza, Cheese and Bacon, Meat Pie and Chicken Crimpy

On July 20 he released his latest power rankings, testing Shapes flavors like Pizza, Cheese and Bacon, Meat Pie and Chicken Crimpy

Poll

What is your favorite Shapes flavor?

  • Nacho Cheese 0 votes
  • Pizza 0 votes
  • Cheese and bacon 0 votes
  • Cheddar 0 votes
  • Chicken Crimpy 0 votes
  • Meat pie 0 votes
  • Vegemite and cheese 0 votes
  • BBQ 0 votes
  • Savory 0 votes
  • Sausage Sizzle 0 votes

“Don’t respond, this is not up for debate,” he said.

First, or the ‘God Tier’, Bruno nominated Nacho Cheese, after one Change.Org petition started two years ago to see the taste come back from the dead.

Second, in his ‘Royalty Tier’ there were two classic flavors: pizza and cheese and bacon.

The ‘Adam Sandler Tier’ of mid-range options kept Cheddar, Chicken Crimpy and Meat Pie before moving to the ‘Pleb Tier’ with Vegemite and Cheese and BBQ flavor.

Finally, the worst of the bunch – placed in the ‘Cat Vomit Tier’ – was Shapes Savory and Sausage Sizzle.

Bruno did not explain why he chose some shapes higher than others, but he tried each of the cookies as part of the “investigation” and the results were final.

But not everyone agreed with the rankings.

“Uh no … BBQ shapes are definitely not at the pleb level,” said one woman.

Bruno did not explain why he chose some shapes higher than others, but he tried each of the cookies as part of the 'investigation' and the results were final

Bruno did not explain why he chose some shapes higher than others, but he tried each of the cookies as part of the 'investigation' and the results were final

Bruno did not explain why he chose some shapes higher than others, but he tried each of the cookies as part of the ‘investigation’ and the results were final

“All wrong! Chicken Crimpy should not be lower than pizza and cheese and bacon?!?!? Another said.

A third added: ‘Real ranking is BBQ and Pizza as number one. Cheddar and Cheese and Bacon with a side of Chicken Crimpy in second place, and then the rest is goddamn.

Others said he ‘did it right’ with the rating system and they also enjoy the Nacho Cheese flavor.

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