Oh how I love a wedding! The brilliant bride, the emotional boyfriend, the first dance, everything is wonderful. Give me a glass of champagne, a handkerchief and a seat at the singles table, and I am ready for a cracking night.
But anyone who has been involved in a wedding knows that behind the scene is generally chaos. As someone who, in my uncle’s words, is ‘always the lady of honor, never the bride’ (greets for that), I have had a front row for some truly crazy wedding catastrophes.
Like the moment when it was a lady of honor, and the florist rocked before us, she used until the last flower to decorate the place and left zero for the royal branches. To this day, we still can’t understand how that happened. Cue a last minute fight, starting flowers from the centerpieces to slapped the most dodged bouquets you have seen. It is not exactly worthy of Pinterest, but well, we did it.
Then there was the wedding in which a very drunk and very straight godfather got a little flirty with a gay friend of the bride. At some point, the two disappeared in the bathroom, and what happened there is still a mystery, but the gay friend emerged with a purple eye and immediately let himself be crying. Have neither of them talked about that, and honestly? I would pay to know what happened.
And if you thought it was bad, wait until you listen to the wedding disasters that my faithful followers have shared with me. WARNING: Some of these anxiety inducing stories can make their wedding cancel …
The mother -in -law who thought it was her wedding
Mothers have the reputation of not being the easiest wedding guests (or family members in general, ahem). And no, not all mothers, but according to my DMS, there are many of them.
One of my followers had a doubtful one: a mother -in -law that seemed to think that the big day was all his…
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‘I thought I was marrying my husband, but apparently, I also married his mother. She not only walked down the hall in front of me, but also forced my husband to learn a first five -minute choreographer dance with his. She had the first dance with my husband while I was just looking there.
‘Meanwhile, my sister (whom I was forced to have as a lady of honor) spent the entire ceremony sworn because she thought it was too cold. In the video of the wedding, you can listen to your abuse in the background.
‘Ah, and my in -laws invited the woman with whom they really wanted my husband to marry, along with all her family, who presented themselves with black, as if it were a funeral. When the officiant asked if someone opposed, my mother -in -law got up, until my husband withdrew it. Honestly, it should have run.
The Lady of Honor of Hell
Let’s be realistic, weddings have a way to get the worst of people.
There is something about the combination of stressful planning, high expectations and brádezilla that can cause tension among best friends. Who would have thought?
As one of my followers told me, he fell with his best friend and honor lady to only one month from the big day, and unfortunately there was no return …
‘My wife had a massive fight with her honor lady approximately one month before the wedding, but it was too late to change the plans, so she had to deal with that.

A girlfriend discovered her boyfriend’s issue at the reception after a guest partner made a physius
‘She (the lady of honor) refused to dance because the label was still in her dress that she wanted to recover; She mixed gluten and food does not gluten even though my wife is celiac; And, worst of all, he held the morning of the wedding because he was fighting a parking lot well in the hairdressers.
‘Then, he refused to stay in the place with the bridal party on the wedding night because he wanted to have a brunch with other guests. He even prevented my wife from seeing her Instagram stories thinking that she would not discover it.
‘He was also supposed to cover his own stay for one night, but he continued to deliberately send incorrect bank data so that the payment would recover. And, just when we thought she was finally out of our lives, she bothered my wife on our honeymoon to send thanks notes.
The matter that exploded at the reception
Another thing I learned from my followers was that you can plan the perfect wedding until the last detail: the dream dress, the impressive place, the first dance worthy of fainting, and someone else can even come and ruin it.
Because as much as some brides can try, you cannot plan everything. Especially not a guest who decides that her wedding day is the perfect time to expose her boyfriend’s issue with another woman …
‘I was at a wedding where the boyfriend was exposed for having an adventure with one of the guests. The husband of said guest had suspected for weeks after finding a mysterious number on his phone.
At the reception, he called the number, and diverted to the voice email of the boyfriend! At that time, all hell was released: the bride was devastated, the wedding night was ruined, but somehow they managed to stay together.
“The other couple went to a messy divorce.”
The best man who became the worst man
There is an open secret that few women are brave enough to admit to their husbands.
Most of the time, your best man is a great guy. We love him! Sometimes, he is the same boy who introduced us.
But there is a type of godfather that we all despise: the friend of childhood (or university) who loves a drink and believes he is a comedian.
We know that as soon as he gets a microphone in his hands, all bets are bets. As one of my followers confessed …
“My husband’s best man was his best childhood friend and his” duties “was taken too seriously. The night began by making an inappropriate joke during his speech, which implies that my husband had a “last hurra” before the wedding (he did not).
‘Then, as if that were not enough, it got so drunk that projectiles vomited on the dance floor … and then tried to kiss one of my honor ladies!
‘He was escorted by security. We have not talked to him since then.
The five -level cake collapse
It is one of the moments of Instagram all day: the cut of the cake. Perhaps the newly married keep him elegant, or maybe the boyfriend hits a slice on his wife’s face (apparently that is a thing now?)
Anyway, you never know what could happen.
While it is always an unpredictable moment, a woman was surprised to see that her very expensive cake overcomes just before the great moment.
‘We spend thousands on a five -level cake just to collapse just when we were about to cut it. And I don’t mean a bit of inclination. I refer to a butter cream slip and a full -fledged fondant that took the girl from the flower girl on the road down.
‘My mother -in -law, who had insisted on the option of’ Traditional fruit cake ‘, took this as a personal attack and left the place in a summary. We ended up cutting the cake on the floor, and everyone laughed, but it was a expensive laugh.

A woman says that her five -level wedding cake collapsed, causing her mother -in -law to leave the ceremony (stock image)
The wedding that became a crime scene
As I mentioned, weddings get the worst of people. Tensions are working and relatives who hate are forced to spend a day together and It acts as if they were enjoying it. Ah, and there is alcohol. A lot of alcohol.
In the case of one of my followers, two of their relatives did not handle the part of ‘Act as if they were enjoying it’ …
‘A fight broke out at my reception between two uncles who had not spoken in years. It began as a passive-agreesive argument about football and ended with one of them being dragged by security.
‘Then the police appeared just when I was about to do my first dance. The photos of my wedding now have red and blue flashing lights in the background. Mortifying.’
The boyfriend who could not bear heat
The wedding nerves are very real. We have all seen a boyfriend babbling on their votes, or the hand of a girlfriend trembling while she receives her wedding ring.
A couple of champagnes generally take care of those nerves, but occasionally the pressure of the day is better of a boyfriend, and we are witnesses of a wedding day … fainted.
‘As bad as my wedding was, it was nothing compared to my cousin. His future husband passed out on the altar. Completely obscured, votes in the mid -votes.
“When they arrived, they had to sit in a chair to finish the ceremony, and she looked so impressed.”
The master of ceremonies that did not exceed entrance
Ah, destination weddings. They can be expensive, but the impressive environment and built -in vacations make it worth it.
But after reading my DMS, I only have a advice for anyone who is considering planning one: choose their destiny wisely.
‘I married in Bali, and my master of ceremonies obtained a serious case of “Bali Belly” on the big day. The bus had to stop several times to leave its vomit on the way to the place, but somehow achieved through its speech.
‘He came to the entrance and then the game ended. He collapsed at the table (then) spent the rest of the night in bed, violently sick. We had to get a last minute replacement to finish the night. It was devastated the next day.
The relatives of the wedding craft
Yes you In fact He wants to stress a girlfriend, mess with his seat plan. Continue, challenge you.
Thanks again to those members of the dysfunctional family, more than those who appear out of nowhere, and that single friend than insists on Being sitting next to your friend and hot friend (Hello!) Yes, it can be an act of juggling to keep everyone happy.
Now he pulls the mixture of someone who did not have assistance, no, wait, three People are just moving in the day, well, of course, a disaster will occur.
‘The grandmother and two aunts on the boyfriend’s side rejected their invitations to our wedding. No reason was given, just one no. So, we move on and plan accordingly.
‘Then, in the morning of the wedding, they called me, saying that they had changed their minds and that they were on their way. Ah, and they hoped that the accommodation would be organized before arriving.
“As if I were not juggling with a million things in the most stressful day of my life, I had to find last minute hotel rooms for three people who were not even supposed to be there because, apparently, the RSVP deadlines are Only suggestions in his world.
So, if you are in the middle of wedding planning, starting the hair on table plans and in Google in secret ‘How much to escape?’, Go to this: weddings are destined to be chaotic.
There will always be a rogue relative, an unexpected drama of catering, decoration or infidelity (hopeless not yours), and a moment when you enclose your eyes with your partner and ask in silence: “Why do we invite these people?”
But from now on, when stress has faded, and everything that remains is a story in which you can have dinner, you will realize that perfection is overrated and catastrophe is much more entertaining. Health to the bride and the boyfriend!
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