‘Classless’, ‘cheap’, ‘bimbo’. These are some of the nasty insults I’ve read directed at Lauren Sánchez, the 54-year-old fiancée of Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos.
And the latest outcry from (dare I say it) jealous women is that the outfit Lauren wore this week to Godmothers, Harry and Meghan’s favorite bookstore in Montecito, was inappropriate because (drum roll, please) there were books for kids on sale!
Oh please. How dare you show off your fabulous shelf in a bookstore, precisely everywhere!
In my opinion, she looked like a million dollars (or should that be a billion dollars?) in her maroon mesh high-neck top that accentuated her ample cleavage perfectly.
Still, the photos attracted an army of Karens who spewed their venom at Lauren as she promoted her children’s book, The Fly That Flew into Space.
In fact, I have yet to read a positive or even remotely nice comment about raven-haired Lauren, which is pretty telling, considering she’s a prominent philanthropist.
She is vice president of the Bezos Earth Fund, which has donated $10 billion to climate change, and spearheaded the Bezos Day 1 Families Fund, where she and Jeff reportedly donated $100 million to combat lack of dwelling.
And let’s not forget, she was an Emmy Award-winning journalist before she met the king of e-commerce. Oh, and she became a fully qualified pilot at age 40. It’s not a big deal.
Amanda Goff Reveals What Men REALLY Think About Lauren Sanchez, and Their Wives Won’t Like It
Lauren wore a maroon mesh high-neck top that accentuated her ample cleavage this week while promoting her children’s book at Harry and Meghan’s favorite bookstore in Montecito.
You can’t deny it, ladies: women have brains. and tits.
The couple first went public in 2019 when Jeff, who is worth an estimated $139.2 billion, left his wife of 25 years, Mackenzie Scott, and Lauren left her marriage to Hollywood talent agent Patrick Whitesell.
(By the way, don’t shed a tear for Patrick. He’s now married to the beautiful Pia Miller and they live a lovely life in their Los Angeles mega-mansion.)
Jeff and Lauren got engaged last year when he proposed with a diamond ring worth approximately $2 million.
So belittle Ms. Sánchez all you want, but at least recognize this: you are all obsessed with the mother of three from Albuquerque. I’m certainly the first to admit it.
I pore over the photos of the former news anchor attached at the hip to Jeff, analyzing every tight outfit she wears, her surgery, her breasts, her face, her hair, her sensational body (come on, she’s 55 and looks incredible). !) Even her manicure has me paralyzed.
But I’m not here to drool over photos. I’m here for a little amateur psychoanalysis. Sit down ladies, it’s time to talk about our feelings…
Now, I think the reason women have such strong (negative) feelings toward Lauren is because her whirlwind romance with Jeff taps into all of our deepest fears about men, love, and marriage.
Because while your husband may nod as you angrily pound the keyboard and leave snarky comments, let me tell you a little secret that you really won’t like.
He secretly wants to have sex with her.
That’s right: that “tacky” and “cheap-looking” bimbo (your words, not mine!) is actually the kind of woman your husband or boyfriend privately fantasizes about.
Let me tell you what most men think about Lauren: she’s sexy. She is sexy. He’d probably be amazing in bed.
Jeff Bezos with his ex-wife MacKenzie Scott in 2018. He has since moved on with Lauren Sanchez.
As my friend admitted: ‘Lauren looks like a hot MILF in a Brazzers movie. She has that porn star look. If some guy saw her in a club, he’d spend the next week thinking about her. She is that kind of woman.
Ladies, I feel your anger, but don’t shoot the messenger. I’m also a mature woman, just a few years younger than Lauren, and certainly not as fit or as sexy (and I’m definitely not defending any billionaires).
But I spent a decade in the adult industry and even owned a successful escort agency. So I can safely say that I know men pretty well.
Let me give you a glimpse into their world, where I learned two surprising things:
1) What men secretly attract and what they say they are attracted to are worlds apart. This has been the case forever and will never change.
2) Most men drool over sexy older women with unrealistically curvy bodies and big breasts (fake or not, they don’t care). This has been the case forever and will never change.
This is not a column where I’m trying to make you feel bad about your body or ruin your self-esteem.
None of us have the perfect body, whatever that may be, and chances are you’re at the age and stage in your life where you don’t really care what men like. At 50, I’ve reached the point where I’m finally happy with who I am, imperfections and all.
And it’s also important to remember that Lauren has all the money in the world to perfect her body: probably an army of trainers, nutritionists, stylists, makeup artists and hairstylists at her (long, manicured) finger.
But I’m going to tell you clearly: Lauren is sex with legs.
Amanda Goff spent a decade in the adult industry and even owned a successful escort agency, so it’s safe to say she knows her way around men pretty well.
He oozes sex appeal and I can tell this from the significant time and effort he invests in his appearance, which I believe reflects a high degree of sexual confidence.
You can call her vain and insecure. Men would call her sexy.
We may feel intimidated by Lauren’s bravado (she looks like she would eat men for breakfast), so of course our natural reaction, as women, is to belittle her. Because, let’s face it, we compare ourselves to her and then look in the mirror.
Not many of us can afford (or even desire) plastic surgery. And while women can wear whatever they please, few of us in our fifties choose to wear tight clothing that fits our figure.
Say what you want about her, but Lauren clearly operates outside of conventional boundaries for someone of such wealth and prestige. She’s not the conservative woman wearing pearls, kitten heels, and a sensible haircut that we’d expect to be with a man like Jeff.
And yet it is. And there’s something very disconcerting for us women to see a man like Jeff, who could marry anyone he wanted, choose Lauren as his wife.
But before you despair, my years as a lady have taught me otherwise.
Yes, your husband or boyfriend may have fantasies about women like Lauren Sánchez, but he would rather be with you. Men may drool over a ‘porn star’ body, but nine times out of ten, they always choose their wife..
In that sense, billionaire Jeff is the exception that proves the rule.