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EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Has Queen Camilla, King Charles’ deputy, dislocated Prince William’s nose while recovering from cancer?

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Prince William has apparently indicated his willingness to help, but has not yet been called upon.

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Has William’s nose become dislocated due to King Charles relying on Queen Camilla to fill in for him while he recovers from cancer?

As well as introducing the Royal Maundy, it will take center stage at Commonwealth Day events on Monday.

Tentative plans have been made for her to represent him at the Chelsea Flower Show, D-Day 80th anniversary commemorations, Garter Day, Royal Ascot and Trooping the Colour.

William has apparently indicated his willingness to help, but has not yet been called. The long tradition of monarchs distrusting their heirs continues.

Prince William has apparently indicated his willingness to help, but has not yet been called upon.

Prince William has apparently indicated his willingness to help, but has not yet been called upon.

As well as presenting the Royal Maundy, Queen Camilla will take center stage at Commonwealth Day events on Monday.

As well as presenting the Royal Maundy, Queen Camilla will take center stage at Commonwealth Day events on Monday.

As well as presenting the Royal Maundy, Queen Camilla will take center stage at Commonwealth Day events on Monday.

King Charles has postponed all his public duties since his cancer diagnosis.

King Charles has postponed all his public duties since his cancer diagnosis.

King Charles has postponed all his public duties since his cancer diagnosis.

Sir Michael Gambon, snubbing his lover in his will, dreamed of eloping with his Singing Detective co-star Joanne Whalley, and lustfully recalled: “I tried, but no luck. I loved Joanne. Even (the show’s writer) Dennis Potter whispered to me when we were talking about her: ‘Are you lucky?’

Since Whalley’s nurse character had to apply lotion to her skin in the script, Sir Michael added: “The oiling was good. We rehearsed it ten times.

Charlotte Church, who was offered £100,000 to sing three songs at Rupert Murdoch’s wedding to Wendi Deng in 1999, claims she was subsequently attacked by her newspapers after revealing she had dropped her ring during the ceremony.

“I talked about it from my perspective as a 13-year-old boy and I think he was hugely offended,” says Charlotte, pictured. When she was asked if he would sing at Rupe’s funeral, she added: “I would gladly do it.” I would do it for free. I’d pay to do it.’

Charlotte Church was offered £100,000 to sing three songs at Rupert Murdoch's wedding to Wendi Deng in 1999.

Charlotte Church was offered £100,000 to sing three songs at Rupert Murdoch's wedding to Wendi Deng in 1999.

Charlotte Church was offered £100,000 to sing three songs at Rupert Murdoch’s wedding to Wendi Deng in 1999.

Derry girl Siobhan McSweeney is delighted to see film director Martin Scorsese joining the hit show’s fan club.

“What I really love about the Martin Scorsese thing is that there aren’t many men who will admit to having seen Derry Girls,” he says.

‘They will tell me that their wives saw it or that their daughters liked it. And I said, ‘Guys, I promise your penis won’t fall off if you watch a show with Girls in the title.’

Siobhan McSweeney, who plays Sister Michael in Derry Girls, was delighted to see film director Martin Scorsese joining the hit series' fan club.

Siobhan McSweeney, who plays Sister Michael in Derry Girls, was delighted to see film director Martin Scorsese joining the hit series' fan club.

Siobhan McSweeney, who plays Sister Michael in Derry Girls, was delighted to see film director Martin Scorsese joining the hit show’s fan club.

According to an upcoming BBC Radio 3 documentary, Pink Panther composer Henry Mancini was upset when Alfred Hitchcock rejected his music for the 1972 film Frenzy because it was “too macabre” and “too creepy.”

Considering the film featured a sadistic woman killer played by Barry Foster, nicknamed The Necktie Killer, Henry would be forgiven for thinking Hitchcock was having a hard time.

Famous for bullying actors, the playwright Edward Bond, who has died aged 89, so distressed young actor Simon Callow that he wrote a book Being an Actor offering advice on how to deal with people like Bond.

Bond once demanded to know why a cast member had laughed in his presence for no apparent reason. “I heard so many unpleasant things about you and I laughed with relief,” the actor responded.

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