44 amusing / unbearable moments from the first two weeks of Love Island

MOST & # 39; LOVE ISLAND & # 39; CONVERSATION

& # 39; He's not my type, but he's my type, do you know what I mean? & # 39;

& # 39; No & # 39;

– Yewande stumps Amber

AT LEAST & # 39; LOVE ISLAND & # 39; OUTFIT

& # 39; What do I wear to bed? Not sexy, no. Never & # 39;

– Amber is shocked by the whole idea

BEST & # 39; LOVE ISLAND & # 39; NURSING STRATEGY

& # 39; I need to give him some sex eyes & # 39;

– Maura

AT LEAST & # 39; LOVE ISLAND & # 39; DEDUCTION RESPONSE

& # 39; I drank cola & # 39;

– Amber & # 39; s reason not to kiss Michael (although she wanted to)

BIGGEST PHYSICAL REACTION

& # 39; I fluttering. I'm not kidding & # 39;

– Maura

BIGGEST PHYSICAL REACTION (two-door)

& # 39; Tommy is now starting to sweat, which actually turns me on & # 39;

& # 39; The things I would do with that man & # 39;

& # 39; Tommy, Tommy, Tommy … I can imagine he was shouting his name! & # 39;

– all Maura (of course)

MOST TEACTIVE REACTION

& # 39; I introduce everyone. I always love everyone! & # 39;

– Molly-Mae

MOST QUINTESSENTIAL GIRLS & # 39; STATEMENT

& # 39; Do I think they will be hot? Well, I've never seen a hot girl called Maura and I've never seen a hot girl named Elma

– Lucie

MOST QUINTESSENTIAL GIRLS & # 39; STATEMENT (second)

& # 39; No, neither do I. When I think of Elma, I remember that elephant & # 39;

– Molly-Mae

MOST QUINTESSENTIAL BOY STATEMENT

& # 39; I've never put so much effort into cheese in my life! & # 39;

– Tommy cuts heart-shaped pieces of cheese for his ketchup mayo toasted sandwich & # 39;

MOST QUINTESSENTIAL BOYS REQUEST

& # 39; Can you raise my eyebrows? & # 39;

– Tommy to Molly, when he got ready to go on a date with Maura

MOST ORIGINAL EXPRESSION

& # 39; It was what it was & # 39;

– Joe

WORST SENSE

& # 39; I like the girl & # 39;

– Different men who clearly don't do much

BEST JEALOUS PUT DOWN

& # 39; Why can I hear Tommy laugh like an absolute gimp?! & # 39;

– Molly-Mae during his date with Maura

BEST INSULT

& # 39; Tommy is & # 39; I want your material & # 39 ;, Danny is & # 39; baby daddy material & # 39 ;, and Anton is & # 39; I want to go to an amusement park with you & # 39; material! & # 39;

– Molly-Mae

BEST COMPLIMENT (female)

& # 39; I really like it! My head really falls! & # 39;

– Molly, five minutes after you meet Danny

BEST COMPLIMENT (male)

& # 39; My head has turned 560 degrees! & # 39;

– Tommy, five minutes after you meet Maura

CREEPIEST COMPLIMENT

& # 39; It's like kissing your brother, but in a good way & # 39;

– Yewande on Michael

CREEPEST INDIVIDUALITY

& # 39; You are way too good to cry & # 39;

– Joe comforts a sobbing Lucie

CREEPIEST MOTTO

& # 39; It's not easy being cheesy & # 39;

– Curtis

CREEPIEST PROPOSAL

& # 39; Will you be my half girlfriend? & # 39;

– Curtis to Amy, who thought it was & # 39; a bit weird & # 39; used to be

SWEETEST PROPOSAL

& # 39; I had a dream that I got married & # 39;

– Yewande to Danny

HASTIEST PROPOSAL (positive)

& # 39; I'm good at this! Call me Molly Fury! & # 39;

– Molly-Mae, five minutes after she gave Tommy her a & # 39; boxing lesson & # 39; has given

HASTIEST PROPOSAL (negative)

& # 39; He is probably wedding material & # 39;

– Elma to Anton

PROPOSAL FOR SAUCIEST

& # 39; What does your mind say to you? To get frisky under the covers? & # 39;

– Maura from Tommy

MOST COMPRESSED COMPLIMENT

& # 39; You're good at the words, aren't you? & # 39;

– Lucie to Tommy

LESS IMPLIED COMPLIMENT

& # 39; You are very hairy, right? & # 39;

Tommy looks at Molly-Mae's arms

BIGGEST HOLE DIGGING (female)

& # 39; I don't want this to be a problem. We were friends, yes. But we are not as tall as we were … I feel that I have been pushed aside & # 39;

– Amy & # 39; apologizes & # 39; with Lucie (for the third time)

BIGGEST HOLE DIGGING (male)

& # 39; It is clear that Molly is very much my type. That's my type. But no matter how much she is my type, Molly is beautiful on the outside. You are beautiful on the inside. Although yes, you are not necessarily my type on paper & # 39;

– Anton & # 39; flatters & # 39; Anna

MOST DEBATABLE CLAIM (male)

& # 39; This works in Scotland. I feel it is a miscommunication between the Scottish and the English & # 39;

– Anton (on the above)

2nd MOST DEBATABLE CLAIM (male)

& # 39; As you know, I have kept my options a little open & # 39;

– Anton against Amber, his interpretation of being repeatedly rejected

MOST DEBATABLE CLAIM (female)

& # 39; It is my mistake that I did not make clear how I felt & # 39;

– Molly-Mae, although only compared to Maura

2nd MOST DEBATABLE CLAIM (female)

& # 39; Me and Danny can talk about really deep s ** t & # 39;

– Molly-Mae

MOST PATRONIZING FRIEND (male)

& # 39; My father was born in a country called Guyana & # 39;

– Danny to Amber

MOST PATRONIZING FRIEND (female)

& # 39; We have given Lucie and Joe the incentive to go exclusive. You know, trendsetters and such! & # 39;

– Amy goes to Curtis – tries to forgive her friends for stealing their thunder (but fails)

LEAST AMAZING PROFESSION

& # 39; I didn't care! & # 39;

Maura has upset Molly

DEEPEST THINKER

& # 39; Which type do you normally go for? High, teeth and a color & # 39;

– Molly-Mae

BEST EYAL IMPERSONATION

& # 39; I still really care about her, but … there must be a compromise FROM HER & # 39;

– Joe, Lucie is trying to get Tommy to talk

YOUNG PEOPLE TODAY

& # 39; What do you do professionally? & # 39;

& # 39; I do social media & # 39;

– Molly-Mae for Danny

OLD PEOPLE TODAY

& # 39; I'm pretty old & # 39; – Amy (26 years old)

& # 39; I love an older man & # 39; – Amber (21) from Michael (27)

& # 39; I am 26 but I tell people that I am 23 & # 39; – Elma (probably 36)

BEST COOK

& # 39; He is a good egg and I am a good egg. I think we would make a good omelet & # 39;

– Elma to Anton

WORST COOK

& # 39; My mother cooks everything. I can't even crack an egg & # 39;

– Tommy

WORST COWARD

& # 39; How was your date? Is she your type? & # 39;

& # 39; Eh, I mean … How are you feeling? & # 39;

– Tommy to Lucie after he told Molly-Mae that five minutes after the start of their date you are 100% my type

WORST COWARD (second place)

& # 39; Did you not want to tell us that you were sleeping here? I feel so great! & # 39;

– Molly-Mae to Tommy, who then followed her back to bed

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